An imagined NBA where every team settles on a single look forever, this piece ranks uniforms by color harmony, theming, uniqueness, and history, then maps each team to its ideal all-time jersey. The result foregrounds identity over trend, highlighting looks like Celtics green, Nuggets rainbow, Warriors blue-yellow, and Lakers purple-gold as anchors for brand recall and fantasy visuals. It reframes how fans perceive teams and how uniform consistency could influence bets and lineups.